Asian Slurts

Around freshman year of college (circa fall 2009), Houston and myself were walking toward Eric and Cooper's via University in Tucson. Deciding we'd rather wait for a ride on a random bus stop, we plopped down and bullshitted for a few minutes before a pair of what would infamously become known as "the asian slurts" strolled by. Exhibiting heroism at its finest, I decided to proposition these ladies with an invite to a party we were throwing at Erik and Cooper's. They happily obliged, and moments later Damian came flying around the corner, tires screeching as his 20" rims struggled to fit into 19" wheel wells. Adding to the problem, we piled 4 more people into an already over capacity vehicle and headed off into the night. Upon arrival, I'd be duped into taking a shot of top shelf plastic Popov Vodka, and promptly vomiting profusely mere seconds later outside.....to be continued