Heroism

Deeply rooted in a desire to impress others, Heroism can take many forms. Most common forms of heroism, or "heroing", include carrying the brick into the party, claiming that one is still recovering from the previous night, white-knighting in person, and eating to the point of vomiting (or in Damian's case, claiming intent to eat 8 baskets of wings, and going on to eat a pitiful half a basket).

The origins of Heroism date back to the First Hero, the Hero We Truly Deserve.

The Hero We Truly Deserve
KC, aka Balsazar, aka Theodore, aka "Ratongas have the sickest hats", aka HeWhoNeverFailz, aka 1-puncher of T-locs, aka "fucked more girls than you've seen", brought forth heroism into this world. Before the First Hero, there was only darkness. People were largely unimpressive, and bottle service was yet to be conceived. On one fateful day, KC arrived at Leann's house with a stack of Anzio Landing tip money, demanding that it was all to be converted to TIX. From that day forward, light pierced through the universe as the First Hero continued to build his legacy. After all, it wouldn't really be a weekend without bottle service.