"The Hangover" Night

Story
One night when the LANimal group was partying at the Campus Crossings Apartment (Pwnz & Orville's place) shit got a little crazy. The night started off pretty standard with a bunch of the LANimals starting to drink in a sausage fest when suddenly one of the neighbor girls (name?) came over as well as the girl with legs that the LANimals had known for a while. Beers started to be had by all as well as some shots out of coffee mugs. A frozen Djoirno pizza was made which was half-eaten by Pwnz. About 30 minutes later Pwnz was in the bathroom puking and sitting against the wall. It should be noted that the girl with legs had never had an alcoholic drink before that night and had already out-drank Pwnz at this point. Pwnz was in bed less than an hour late but the night raged on. Neighbor girl brought her dog over at some point during the night, showed her tits, etc. Most of the night is still unknown to certain parties involved, but the morning after on the other hand...

The other LANimals were woken up to the sound of Jahpetto yelling "I fucked Bess!" throughout the apartment. As the LANimals praised Jahpetto for the feat he had accomplished (slain neighbor pussy) they also began to look around at the results of the binge drinking the night before. Hustin lay dead asleep in the middle of the floor with a pile of dog shit next to his head, while the window on the front door to the apartment was punched out and the bathroom was wrecked. People were sleeping everywhere and beer cans were strung about the apartment.

It was later found out that Jahpetto had actually broken the window to get back into the apartment because he was locked out when Orville went to bed.

Background
Jahpetto had previously received a dry-handy from Bess and was very disappointed. The girl with legs was pretty religious.

Results

 * Jahpetto fucked Bess
 * Window broken and remained broken for 2 months before Pwnz & Orville asked the front desk to fix it
 * Some strong hangovers